An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone un-sheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.
friend it’s fine, I hate haircuts too
When you drink an entire bottle of Vanilla Coke then pass out for two hours, even though you’ve already slept all day.
Also, side note- when did they start making Vanilla Coke again?
I’m hungry… but my nails are wet…
that sometimes you just have to be the punching bag and let them blame you. They need someone to blame, and as long as you did what you felt was right, eventually they’ll realize that it was to help them and that you did nothing wrong.